{"product_id":"bathroom-or-aisle","title":"Please Remain Seated for the Entire Performance Wood Sign","description":"\u003cp\u003eWell, well, well — looks like someone's got a sense of humor AND good taste. This charming little wood sign brings a dose of country wit to your powder room, kids' bath, or anywhere folks need a gentle reminder to settle in and enjoy the show.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eDressed in classic black and white, it fits right alongside your farmhouse towels, shiplap walls, and mason jar soap dispensers without missing a beat. Hang it, prop it, love it — it's the kind of sign that gets a laugh every single time.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch5\u003eDetails\u003c\/h5\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eReads: \"Please Remain Seated for the Entire Performance\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eClassic black and white color palette\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e8\" x 7\" x 1.5\" — just the right size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGreat for hanging or freestanding display\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePerfect for bathrooms, mudrooms, kids' spaces, or a theater room\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Hearth \u0026 Acre","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":55740173779235,"sku":"10821","price":33.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1002\/1142\/5571\/files\/bathroom-or-aisle.jpg?v=1793458208","url":"https:\/\/hearthandacrehome.com\/products\/bathroom-or-aisle","provider":"Hearth \u0026 Acre","version":"1.0","type":"link"}